PinnedMember-onlyScientists: We Have Some Very Bad News For YouYou might want to sit down — Join Medium with my referral link — Clem Samson As a Medium member, a portion of your membership fee goes to writers you read, and you get full access to every story…clemsamson.medium.com Here are the articles in the Scientists: series so far: Scientists: There is No Life After Death Nor is there a God. There also is no other intelligent life in the universe. We are utterly alone, on a journey with…medium.comHumor7 min readHumor7 min read
Published in The Haven·5 days agoMember-onlyScientists: Maybe Animism Wasn’t So “Primitive” After AllWhat if the reason you’re unhappy is that you’ve been ignoring the spirits in the trees? — My own beliefs don’t matter. But I’ll tell you any way — they lean towards animism, and something I call “embracing the mythic.” I’ll explore embracing the mythic in another article, but just to give you a taste, it involves holding your own ego in the same frame that you…Humor15 min readHumor15 min read
Published in The Haven·Mar 9Member-onlyScientists: Meet Humana, the Sibling and Analogue of GaiaIt’s time for us to start treating the human race as one beautiful being that we are all a part of and responsible for. Announcing the culmination of the enlightenment. When you are behaving in such a way to elevate humanity, you are embodying this great goddess, or this great…Religion5 min readReligion5 min read
Published in The Haven·Feb 21Member-onlyScientists: Your Ego Is A Repository Of GarbageIn other words, there’s a dumpster in your brain. Climb out. — Your ego is defined as that particular sewer rat who somehow got himself all cleaned up, put on a nice suit, flashed a big smile and now acts like he’s your best friend. Or worse, acts like he IS you. You’re NOT garbage However, there are numerous self-appointed experts, pseudoscientists, psychologists and life…Science8 min readScience8 min read
Published in The Haven·Feb 2Member-onlyScientists: New AI System Searching for Intelligent Alien Life Discovers Eight Strange SignalsScientists use AI to find eight nothing burgers — There is a party at the AI headquarters today where they’ll be serving delicious loads of nothing burgers, nothing fries, and nothing beer to gullible consumers of the great “hope” of outer space. Too bad that outer space is a cold dead empty wasteland full of exploding rocks and not…Humor5 min readHumor5 min read
Published in The Haven·Jan 27Member-onlyScientists: After You Die You Will Become MusicWe cannot currently hear the music of our souls because our ego’s noise is so deafening. — But why wait? Wouldn’t you like to hear this celestial music now, while you’re still alive? Great news. You can! Read on. The Music of The Spheres Back in ancient Greece, it was Pythagoras who came up with the notion that the planets and stars in the heavens were making a kind of music. He…Science11 min readScience11 min read
Published in The Haven·Jan 21Member-onlyScientists: We Are All The Same PersonThe illusion of separateness is just that. — “I love you, I am you.” People are often taken aback when they hear members of the post-ego community say this catch phrase to one another upon meeting or parting. “See you later, Tom. I love you, I am you.” “Thanks, Bill, I love you and I am you, too.” …Science6 min readScience6 min read
Published in The Haven·Dec 26, 2022Member-onlyScientists: The Bathroom Is The Only Place You Can Find Relief From Your Oppressive Family Members During The HolidaysPretend you have to use the bathroom. Sit and relax for a few minutes. I give you permission. — This study released this week pointed to the interesting fact that half of Americans don’t need to go to the bathroom to poo or pee. They need to go to the bathroom to get away from YOU! Yes, YOU! When we read these studies, we always imagine it’s “those other…Humor13 min readHumor13 min read
Published in The Haven·Dec 21, 2022Member-onlyScientists: You Are DoomedStop resisting it. Embrace your doom and open a portal to unbelievable joy and serenity. — The religion of Buddhism is basically this. Rather than calling it doom, Buddhists call it “impermanence,” which is the same thing but sounds more abstract and less depressing. But doom isn’t depressing. It just is. A forest just is. A planet just is. A person just is. …Humor6 min readHumor6 min read
Published in The Haven·Dec 2, 2022Member-onlyScientists: Human Beings Are ThievesDon’t blame them, blame evolution — and the trauma of scarcity. — There has been a lot of theft and especially shoplifting in our area. The police have stopped arresting people for stealing from stores, basically, unless the theft raises to grand larceny. People are mad about it, naturally. …Science11 min readScience11 min read