Scientists: We Have Some Very Bad News For You

You might want to sit down

Clem Samson
7 min readJul 6, 2021

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Scientists: There Is No Life After Death

Nor is there a God. There also is no other intelligent life in the universe. We are utterly alone, on a journey with…

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According to Science: You’re Already Dead

Stop worrying and live a little

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Scientists: Your Life Is A Complete Accident

Devoid of any inherent meaning whatsoever

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Scientists: It’s Worse Than You Think

Your last moments are going to be super freaky

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Scientists: When You Feel Like Your Dead Relative Is Communicating With You…

…You’re hallucinating.

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Scientists: You Evolved From A Slug

So why do you act so self-important?

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