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What If Self-Help Books Were Honest?

The preface to my new book, The Seven Labyrinths.

Jun 14

What If Self-Help Books Were Honest?

Jun 14

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BIG NEWS! The Post Ego Bible Is Published!

Whoops! I started a religion.

Jun 7

BIG NEWS! The Post Ego Bible Is Published!

Jun 7

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Scientists: We Have Some Very Bad News For You

You might want to sit down

Apr 9

Scientists: We Have Some Very Bad News For You

Apr 9

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Physicists: Universe Likely A Very Subtle Satire

That people who are not physicists are incapable of fully grasping.

2d ago

Physicists: Universe Likely A Very Subtle Satire

2d ago

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Scientists: It’s Worse Than You Think

Your last moments are going to be super freaky

4d ago

Scientists: It’s Worse Than You Think

4d ago

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Scientists: No Time, No Space, No Aging

The secret to immortality discovered at last!

6d ago

Scientists: No Time, No Space, No Aging

6d ago

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Scientists: The Whole Universe Is An Orgasm

But the Webb telescope can’t see it

Nov 29

Scientists: The Whole Universe Is An Orgasm

Nov 29

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Scientists: You May Be A Butterfly Who Is Dreaming That You Are A Human.

Or vice versa.

Nov 28

Scientists: You May Be A Butterfly Who Is Dreaming That You Are A Human.

Nov 28

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Scientists: Alcohol Is The Answer

But maybe we’re asking the wrong question!

Nov 26

Scientists: Alcohol Is The Answer

Nov 26

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Scientists: The Age of Egoists is Upon Us

Vanity and grandiosity and specialness and false pride and star f**king are the order of the day

Nov 25

Scientists: The Age of Egoists is Upon Us

Nov 25

Clem Samson

Clem Samson

Humorist, satirist, poetist, journalist. Creative Writing Prof. Buy his The Seven Labyrinths here and go post ego! https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0D3Q2CWS2

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